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| Posted by Kaero on 09-Aug-2005 | Woman's thoughtIf you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it will always be yours.
If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with.
But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free.......
You either married it or gave birth to it!
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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| Posted by Minty Fresh on 09-Aug-2005 | Skin graftA young married woman was once in a terrible accident, and though her life was not in danger, the skin of her face was severely burned.
The doctor told her husband that they would have to do a skin graft, but they could not graft any skin from her own body because she was too thin and her skin was dry.
So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed to the graft, and that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, and the woman healed, everyone was astounded at her beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before with her lovely, soft skin.
All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her new youthful beauty! One night, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice.
She said, ???Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you.???
???My darling,??? he replied, ???I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek!???
Submitted by sai1ram
Edited by Calamjo, Curtis and Tantilazing
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| Posted by Michael R. Shocket on 09-Aug-2005 | Unfaithful Wife!?One man's hobby was fishing, he spent all his weekends near the river or lake, paying no attention to weather.
One Sunday, very early in the morning, he went to the river, as usual but, it was cold and raining, so he decided to return back to his house.
He came in, went to his bedroom, undressed and laid near his wife. "What terrible weather today honey," he said to her.
"Yes, and my idiot husband went fishing!"
Submitted by sai1ram
Edited by Calamjo, Curtis and Tantilazing
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| Posted by jeff on 09-Aug-2005 | Love your ownSome newly married friends were visiting us when the topic of children came up.
The bride said she wanted three children, while the young husband said two would be enough for him.
They discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes until the husband thought he'd put an end to things by saying boldly, "After our second child, I'll just have a vasectomy."
Without a moments hesitation, the bride retorted, "Well, I hope you'll love the third one as if it's your own."
Submitted by Curtis
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| Posted by Demon S. Sex on 09-Aug-2005 | What?Rodney was reading the morning newspaper when he came upon a study that said women use more words than men.
Excited to prove to his wife, Cathy, his long-held contention that women in general, and Cathy in particular, talked too much, he showed her the study results.
Rodney read the report to Cathy, "Men use about 15,000 words per day, but women use 30,000."
Cathy thought a while, then finally she said to him, "It's because we have to repeat everything we say."
Rodney said, "What?"
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by ?¤?‡??rt??§?¤
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| Posted by Erhan Eryurt on 09-Aug-2005 | For better or worse"Honey," said the husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home to supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
"I know all that."
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"Because the poor fool is thinking of getting married!"
Submitted by ?¤?‡??rt??§?¤
Edited by BreeBrown
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