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| Posted by Pablo The Spicy Latin on 14-Aug-2005 | Women and CondomsWhy are women and condoms so similar?
Because they're either on your dick or in your wallet.
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| Posted by Matt Bridges on 14-Aug-2005 | Top 5 Goals in a Man's Life5. To be as good-looking as his mother thinks he is.
4. To be such a hero as his son thinks he is.
3. To be as wealthy as his neighbor thinks he is.
2. To have as many lovers as his wife thinks he has.
...and finally...
1. To be as good in bed as he thinks he is.
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| Posted by Mr. HaHa on 14-Aug-2005 | Middle of the NightA recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed
in the middle of the night.
5% said it was to get a glass of water,
12% said it was to go the toilet,
83% said it was to go home...
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| Posted by Arjun Landes on 14-Aug-2005 | WeddingsAttending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered
to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness and today is the
happiest day of her life." Her mother tried to explain, keeping
it simple.
The child thought about this for a moment, then said, "So, why is
the groom wearing black?"
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():gender jokes (1878): The Six Most Important Men In a Woman's Life |
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| Posted by Hyperchick on 14-Aug-2005 | The Six Most Important Men In a Woman's LifeDoctor-Because he says-
"Take off all your clothes"
Dentist-Because he says-
"Open wide"
Milkman-Because he says-
"Do you want it in the front or back?"
Hairdresser-Because he says-
"Want it teased of blown?"
Interior Decorator-Because he says-
"Once it's in you'll love it"
Banker-Because he says-
"If you take it out too soon you'll lose interest
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| Posted by Lady Jedi on 14-Aug-2005 | SaurkrautA doctor had an affair with his nurse and a few months later,
she became pregnant. He told her to go to Germany and send a
postcard reading SAURKRAUT when she had the baby. One day, his
wife called and told him that he had received a very strange
postcard. He came home, read it and fell over dead. The wife
read it and it said:
SAURKRAUT, SAURKRAUT, SAURKRAUT, SAURKRAUT
2 WITH WEINERS, 2 WITHOUT
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