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| Posted by gabriel on 12-Aug-2005 | Women and HurricanesWhy are hurricanes and women similar?
When they come there wet and when they leave they take half the house with them!
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| Posted by Beau B. Churchill on 12-Aug-2005 | STRAWBERRYHILLONE DAY THERE WAS A THREE BOYS WHO WERE LATE FOR CLASS.
THE FIRST BOY WAS ONE HOUR LATEAND THE TEACHER ASKS,"WHY WERE YOU LATE FOR SCHOOL"?HE SAYS,"BECAUSE I WAS ON STRAWBERRYHILL".
THEN THE SECOND BOYWAS TWO HOURS LATE FOR CLASS AND THE TEACHER ASKS,"WHY WERE YOU LATE FOR CLASS"?HE ANSWERED,"I WAS ON STRAWBERRYHILL".
THEN THE THIRD BOY WAS THREE HOURS LATE FOR CLASS THE TEACHER ASKS,"WHY WERE YOU LATE FOR CLASS"?HE SAYS,"I WAS ON STRAWBERRYHILL".
TEN MINUTES LATER A LITTLE GIRL WALKS IN AND THE TEACHER ASKS,"WHO MIGHT YOU BE"?SHE SAYS,"I AM STRAWBERRYHILL"!
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| Posted by karli on 12-Aug-2005 | Unemployeda man finding himself unemployed and down to his last $1.00 was searching the want ads for a job. He pointed out to his wife that there was a ad in the paper for blood donations for $25.00 dollars. They decided to spend their last dollar on bus fair to the blood bank. They needed the money if they were going to eat. So the man spends his last dollar on the bus to town. When he arrived at the blood bank the line was a block long. He knew he had to wait so he could collect his money for the donation. while waiting in line he noticed a banner on the bulding across the street. " GRAND OPENING SPERM BANK " Donations $50.00 Dollars! He begain to think, "if i stand here they will stick me with a needle and it will hurt but....if i go across the street i will go into a booth and.....besides it was twice the money!!!
So he hurrys across the street and gets in line at the sperm bank. After a few minutes he notices in front of him a woman ...he begins to think..."she must think she is in the blood bank line i had better tell her before she gets inside" The man taps her on the sholder and says" Miss dont you want the blood bank line across the street" the woman turns with her cheeks bulging and shakes her head and says ....uhuh....
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| Posted by beach babe on 12-Aug-2005 | Gaythree dead guys ones greedy ones gay and the other one is noesy god said he will send him back down to earth if they stop being gay greedy and noesy there on earth the noesy guy sees a hole in a fance bam he goes up the greedy guy sees a penny on the ground bam him and the gay guy go up!!!
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| Posted by Sean h. Curry on 12-Aug-2005 | JOKEQ:What do you call an anorexic female with a yeast infection? A:A quarter-pounder with cheese.
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| Posted by Thunder on 12-Aug-2005 | XXX3 guys walk into a bar and make a bet with eachother. they say whomever can make a girl scream loudest only with there mouths and hands wins 100 dollars from eahc guy. they say fine.
the first goes and he fingers her slowly she moans a bit.
the second goes in and licks her from head to toe and she moans a lil louder.
The third guys goes in and makes are scream so loud using only his mouth what did he do?
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