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| Posted by Pepper Ann on 11-Aug-2005 | Women Q & AWhy did God invent lesbians?
So feminists wouldn't breed.
Why did the woman cross the road?
That's not the point,what's she doing out of the kitchen?
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down?
Kick her in the butt
How many divorced Women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
4,1 to screw in the bulb, 3 to form a support group.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
11, 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it..
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
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| Posted by mitchell s. listol on 10-Aug-2005 | What a jerkGuy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.
"Hi, is Tony home?"
"No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
"No, come in???.
They sit down and the friend says, "You know Nora, you have the greatest
breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred
bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a
hundred bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Chris says, "They are so beautiful I've got
to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see
the both of them together."
Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives
Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the
table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says, "You know, your weird
friend Chris came over???.
Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200
bucks he owes me?"
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| Posted by Sun -. Shine on 13-Aug-2005 | Sperm Bank Stick UpA masked man walks into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter and shouts, 'Open the safe!'
'But this is not a real bank!' the woman replies, 'It's a sperm bank.'
'Open the safe or I'll shoot!' the man shouts.
The woman, now terrified opens the safe.
'Now take one of the bottles and drink it,' he says.
'But sir, these are sperm samples!' the woman replies.
'Just drink it or I'll shoot!'
The woman opens the bottle and drinks the lot. 'Now take another bottle and drink it.'
'But sir, I just drank one!'
'Drink another one or I'll shoot you!'
The woman has no alternative and drinks a second bottle.
When she has emptied it, the man now takes off his mask and the woman is surprised to see the robber is her husband.
'Now you see, Honey,' he says, 'It isn't so difficult, is it?'
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| Posted by Matt Lackey on 11-Aug-2005 | Old Men With Blow-Up DollsThere was these two old men sitting in one of the old mens house. They haven't had sex in 20 years... The first old man then said,"I have an idea...Lets go to the whore house and have sex with a young lady!" The other old man agreed and they went to the whore house and went to the lady up front and asked her for one woman each to have sex with.. The lady behind the counter thought,"well my girls are to good for these old mean,so I'll give them blow up dolls...They wont know the difference." So she gave them each a blow up doll and the old men thought they were real living girls.. They went to a room did their business and came out and went home.. On the way home the 1st old man said,"You know..when i was doing my business i think that girl was dead,she didnt say anything,move or anything..Just laid there" he looekd at the other old man and said,"what do you think?" The other old man looked at him and said,"I think mine was a witch.." the first old man asked,"Why you say that?" and the 2nd old man responded,"Because when I bit her on the boob she farted and flew out the window."
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| Posted by jon a. johnson on 07-Aug-2005 | What should you give a man who has everything?...What should you give a man who has everything?
- A woman to show him how to work it.
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