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| Posted by 'Yi on 14-Aug-2005 | Women, "Brush ur teeth"!!What do Women use to brush there teeth with?
A Cock
With what tooth paste?
Cum!!
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| Posted by Ricky A. Seidle on 14-Aug-2005 | Adam & EveOne day Adam was strolling along and god looked down to speak to
Adam, but he noticed eve was not there with confused he looks at
Adam and says where has Eve gone Adam looks up at him and says I
think she went in the ocean god looks down at him and says
dammit Adam how are we gonna get the smell of the fish
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| Posted by Daniel R. Perrault on 14-Aug-2005 | Woman at SupermarketThere's a woman in a supermarket. She gets the basic things
like milk, eggs, and bread. She goes up to the counter and
there's a drunk guy standing there. She puts the stuff on the
counter and the guy says, "Ma'am, you must be single."
Puzzled, the woman replies with, "How could you tell that by
what I put on the counter?"
The drunk guy says, "Cause you're uglier than shit."
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| Posted by Matthew Smith on 14-Aug-2005 | BlowWhat did the blizzard say to the penis?
Get ready for a blow, Cause here I cum.
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| Posted by Nady on 14-Aug-2005 | Womenz ProbzMental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Mentrual cramps,
Menopause...........
Did u eva notice how all womens problems begin with
MEN???!!!
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| Posted by I don't have a penis on 14-Aug-2005 | paprikaOne day in the doctors office the paitent came in and told the
doctor that he had an orange dick.The doctor was starteled and
asked the paitent wat he does daily and the paitent replied well
all i do is watch porn movies and eat paprika chips.
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