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| Posted by fLy gIrL on 14-Aug-2005 | Women's Little Instruction Book"A Women's Little Instruction Book"
1. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're
aiming too high.
2. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the
do-it-yourself types.
3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of
him.
4. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies
about other things too.
5. A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her
husband to do.
6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one -- they try harder.
7. Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway.
8. A man who can dress himself without looking like Wurzel Gummidge is
unquestionably gay.
9. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces so you can
tell them apart.
10. Definition of a man with manners -- he gets out of the bath to pee.
11. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will
usually find that he is.
12. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of
five men -- a woman.
13. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men -- strong,
caring, loving -- they'd be wrong but you could still use them.
14. Men are like animals -- messy, insensitive and potentially violent
-- but they make great pets.
15. Men's brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per
man.
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| Posted by Thomas Flask on 14-Aug-2005 | Creation of ManWhy did God create men?
Because you can't teach an electric vibrator to mow the lawn.
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| Posted by Karla Beals on 14-Aug-2005 | Men's answers to women's questions1. No we can't be friends, I just want you for sex.
2. The dress doesn't make you look fat, its all that fucking ice cream and
chocolate you eat that makes you look fat.
3. You've got no chance of me calling you.
4. No, I won't be gentle.
5. Of course you have to swallow.
6. Well yes actually, I do this all the time.
7. I hate your fucking friends.
8. I have every intention of using you, and no intention of speaking to
you after tonight.
9. I'd rather watch a porno.
10. Eat it??? It took me ten pints to get up the courage to fuck it.
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| Posted by Gary Jensen on 14-Aug-2005 | The 3 Wonders of a Woman1. They can give milk from their boobs.
2. They can bleed for five days straight without dying.
3. They can bury a 9 inch bone without even getting their nose dirty.
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| Posted by Joanne Massoud on 14-Aug-2005 | UFO vs. Intelligent ManWhat does a UFO and an intelligent man have in common?
I don't know, I have never seen either of them!
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| Posted by Pink Mist on 14-Aug-2005 | Gay PicnicHow do you know if your at a gay picnic?
The hot dogs taste like shit.
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