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| Posted by Gabi A. Mottola on 14-Aug-2005 | Worn OutJohn:if u need a fuck go to the shed and stick your dick through
the keyhole.
Abdol:all right whhen i've wanked too much i'll give it a try.
later that night he needed a fuck so he went to the shed. he
gave it all he had and did it every night wondering what made it
feel so good. one day he went to the shed to have a fuck when he
couldn't feel a thing. he went back to his room and had a wank.
the next day he went to the owner and said " what the fuck is
this the shed didn't give me a worth while fuck last night" the
owner said
" I KNOW THE PIGS ARSE IS WORN OUT !!!! "
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| Posted by creamofsumdumguy on 14-Aug-2005 | namesnames you dont want
Ben Dovor
Regina Tucker
Hairy Dick
Seymoure Johnson/bush
names you do want
mike ocksbig
jack mehoff
u.b. horny
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| Posted by Skye K. German on 14-Aug-2005 | Baking CakesOne day johnny walked across a public park and saw two teenagers
having sex on the bench.
He asked his mother what they were upto and she hurriedly
replied, "they`re making cakes"
Puzzeled little johnny walked on.
Later at the zoo he saw two monkeys having sex.
again he asked his mother what they were upto and she said "they
are making cakes"
Still puzzelled johnny walked on.
A day later johnny went upto his mother and asked whether she
and his father were making cakes on the living room couch at
night,embarrased the mother asked ,"why"
And little johnny replied, "aw nothing you just left some icing
on the couch"!!!
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():sex jokes (1888): ...just part of the group |
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| Posted by Lori M. C on 14-Aug-2005 | ...just part of the groupThis young mother wanted so much to be a part of her teenage
child's group.
She worked hard at learning all the styles the teens wore and
all the foods they liked to eat.
She always tried to look young and spiffy and to have an
abundant supply of snacks when the gang dropped by.
She even learned how to talk "young" learning all the buzz words
and hip sayings.
One day this all came to a screeching halt when, after serving
the right snacks, she heard herself say to a room full of
hormone dripping teenagers:
"If anyone wants secs just let me know, I'll be in the
kitchen...getting it ready."
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| Posted by maddog on 14-Aug-2005 | ChickensOnce, there was this guy who was traveling in his car when he
ran out of gas. There wasn't a gas station for miles so he
walked to an old farm house. When he knocked on the door an old
guy answered the it. The guy asked if he could spend the night
and the old guy said,"Only if you stay away from my daughter."
The guy said, "Alright, alright", and he walked in.
That evening the old guy went into his daughter's room and put
eggs all over the floor so he knew if the guy went into her
room. At about 10:30 PM, the guy went into her room and stepped
all over the eggs, but it turned out that she wasn't there, so
the guy walked out. When he got in the hall he saw that he had
eggs all over his feet! So he went back in and pasted all the
eggs back together, one by one.
The next morning the mother was making eggs for breakfast but
when she went to crack the eggs, nothing came out. She
yelled,"Pa, get the shotgun! The chickens are using rubbers
again!"
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| Posted by Ben Driediger on 14-Aug-2005 | Thanksgiving DinnerThere's a little boy. He goes up into his brothers room and his
brother is listenin to a CD and the CD says I'm gonna cut off
your boobs and your balls. And the little boy asked what are
boobs and balls? And the brother says it means hats and coats.
Then the boy goes down to his dad where his dad is shaving.
And his dad cuts him self with the razer blade. And yells SHIT.
The boy asked what does that mean. And the dad says it means
shaving.
So then the boy goes to his mom where she is cutting the
turkey. And she cuts her self with a knife. And she yells FUCK.
and the boy asked what does that mean. The mom answers cutting
the turkey.
So then the door bell rings and the little boy goes over to
the door and answers it. And he says may I take your boobs and
balls. Then the people at the door say where are your parents
young man? Then the boy says dad is in the back shitting while
Mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey.
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