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| Posted by Steven Miller on 12-Aug-2005 | Yo know what they sayyou know what they say BIG HANDS /BIG...
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| Posted by Steelers R. Awesome on 12-Aug-2005 | No ears!Dave, the man with no ears Sadly, Dave was born without ears, and though he proved to be successful in business, his problem annoyed him greatly. One day he needed to hire a new manager for his company, so he set up three interviews. The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to know and was very interesting. But at the end of the interview, Dave asked him, \"Do you notice anything different about me?\" \"Why, yes, I couldn\'t help but notice that you have no ears,\" came the reply. Dave did not appreciate his candor and threw him out of the office.
The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than the first guy. But he asked her the same question: \"Do you notice anything different about me?\" Well,\" she said, stammering, \"you have no ears.\" Dave again got upset and chucked her out in a rage. The third and final interviewee was the best of the bunch, he was a young man who had recently earned his MBA. He was smart. He was handsome, and he seemed to be a better businessman than the first two put together.
Dave was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young man the same question: \"Do you notice anything different about me?\" Much to his surprise, the young man answered, \"Yes, you wear contact lenses, don\'t you?\" Dave was shocked and realized this was an incredibly observant person. \"How in the world did you know that?\",he asked. The young man then fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied, \"Well, it\'s pretty hard to wear glasses with no fucking ears!\"
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| Posted by Dragon_Maiden on 12-Aug-2005 | Big FeetA man with big feet is known for having what?
A real cocky attitude
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| Posted by ahley lawson on 12-Aug-2005 | The seven wise menOnce there were seven wise men, who made up there mind to build a pussy of there own design. The first was a carpenter full of wit, with a hammer a chisel he made the slit. the second was a black smith, black as coal with an amble and chisel he made the hole . The third was a fisherman old and bent, with his old gray beard he gave it the scent. The forth was a tailor tall and thin, with a pretty red ribbion he lined it with in. The fith was a furreror, tall and stought, with a hide of a bear he lined it without. The sixth was a doctor with an MD Degree, he patted it and felt it and said it would pee. The seventh was a rabi and a mean litle runt, he kissed it and blessed it and called it a CUNT
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| Posted by Teri A. Byard on 12-Aug-2005 | WinnerThere was this contest if 3 guys dicks would add up to 21 inches they would win 3 million dollars.
So Mac goes first pulls his out 10 inches
Next was Andy pulls his out 10inches
Last but not least was Ben pulls his out 1 inch
Ding Ding Ding.......we have winners
so after the contest Mac said \"if it wasn\'t for my 10 inch penis we wouldn\'t of won.\" Andy said \"if it wasn\'t for my 10 inch penis we wouldn\'t of won.\"
Ben goes \"hold up guys if i wouldn\'t of popped a boner we wouldn\'t of never won!!!\"
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():Body & Health (530): How long does it take a black lady to take a shit |
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| Posted by Julie E. Smith on 12-Aug-2005 | How long does it take a black lady to take a shithow long does it take a black lady to take a shit???
9 months!!!!
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