|
|
 |
|
 |
 |
| Posted by Trisha White on 11-Aug-2005 | Yo mama is so fatYo moma amd dady so fat in high school the teacher told them to take 3 seats because of they fatness they so fat they set next to everybody.
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
|
|
|
| Posted by catherine chsksi on 11-Aug-2005 | Difference between REALISTICALLYTHIS LITTLE BOY GOES UP TO HIS FATHER ONE DAY AND ASKS HIS FATHER WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REALISTICALLY AND POTENTIALLY.
HIS FATHER SAYS, "GO UP TO YOUR MOTHER AND ASK HER IF SHE WOULD HAVE SEX WITH ROBERT REDFERD FOR A MILLION DOLLARS. THEN ASK YOUR SISTER IF SHE WOULD SLEEP WITH BRAD PITT FOR A MILLION DOLLARS. THEN ASK YOUR BROTHER IF HE WAS SLEEP WITH TOM CRUISE FOR A MILLION DOLLARS."
SO THE BOY FINDS HIS MOM AND ASKS HER, "MOMMY WOULD YOU SLEEP WITH ROBERT REDFERD FOR A MILLION DOLLARS?"
THE MOTHER SAYS, "YES HE'S FINE AS HELL I'D SLEEP WITH HIM FOR A MILLION DOLLARS."
THE LITTLE BOY GOES UP TO HIS SISTER AND ASKS HER,"WOULD YOU SLEEP WITH BRAD PITT FOR A MILLION DOLLARS?"
THE SISTER SAYS, "HELL YEH HE'S HOT AS HELL."
HE GOES UP TO HIS BROTHER AND ASKS HIS, "WOULD YOU SLEEP WITH TOM CRUISE FOR A MILLION DOLLARS?"
THE BROTHER SAYS, "HELL YEH, I'D SLEEP WITH HIM FOR A MILLION BUCKS,"
SO THE BOY GOES UP TO HIS FATHER AND SAYS, "I THINK I'VE FIGURED OUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REALISTICALLY AND POTENTIALLY."
THE FATHER GOES, "WHAT?"
THE BOY SAYS, "POTIENTIALLY WE'RE SITTING ON $3 MILLION DOLLARS, REALISTICALLY WE'RE LIVING WITH TWO SLUTS AND A FAGGOT!"
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Posted by stuart g. west on 11-Aug-2005 | Michle JacksonQ. why did michle jackson get food poisoning
A. he ate a 10 yr. old weiner
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Posted by My Stuff on 11-Aug-2005 | bj'sWhats the difference between a mosquito and a woman? a mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Posted by Ned Ryerson on 11-Aug-2005 | WatchQ: Why don't women have watches?
A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Posted by Daniel Storey on 11-Aug-2005 | Lads ListenLads listen. A man and a women were fuckin each other. isnt that sooo funny. They are having an orgasim. hahahaha. Ohh jesus thats hilarious. Lads call me on 353857085315
|
0 people have rated this joke: |
|
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
