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| Posted by Jokester Man on 12-Aug-2005 | Yo mammayo momma is so fat they had to vaptise her in the ocean
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| Posted by Heather M. Jones on 12-Aug-2005 | How to have sexHow do you make a hillbilly women pregnant?
Cum in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
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| Posted by Christopher L. Eloy on 12-Aug-2005 | Talking DirtyQ. What's the difference between a man talking dirty to a woman and a woman talking dirty to a man?
A. If a man talks dirty to a woman its sexual harrasment but if a woman talks dirty to a man its $3.99 a minute.
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():love jokes (2491): Turned out to be good after all |
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| Posted by Blair VanLandingham on 12-Aug-2005 | Turned out to be good after allMy boyfriend was grounded so he couldn??™t do anything on Friday so I decided to see what my other friend was doing we were really good friends and I liked him but I didn??™t thing that he liked me??¦so we get to the movies and get in our seats and my friend comes in and tells me we need to talk but mean while I was making out with my ???friend??? so I go and talk and she tells me that my boyfriend is there so I tell my friend that I should probably go sit with him so he doesn??™t see us together I go sit with my boyfriend and I start making out with him after a little while and my friend comes up and tells me that we need to talk so I go with him and he says that my boyfriends best friend saw us making out and he is going to tell my boyfriend when the movie is over and I??™m like well I better go make the best of it then??¦so I go sit with my boyfriend and tell him that we should go to my house now instead of finishing the movie so we go and we end up sleeping together but his best friend shows up at his house and tells him that I was making out with another guy at the movies and he dumped me and my good friend that I was making out with comes over to my house and I told him what happened and he was so sorry and I said that I didn??™t care but I really liked him so that night he asked me out and I ended up having a good night anyways because I slept with him too so after all it ends up to be a good night??¦
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| Posted by Nutty EmUk on 12-Aug-2005 | FUNNY JOKESA guy in his final year at the secondary school, one day decided to bring his girlfriend home. But the unfortunate thing is that he shares a room with his younger brother who is just 9 yrs old. This guy brought the girl home one night, and luckly for him his brother as sleeping on the down bed, so they had to climb up to the top bed. And guess what? Things started to heat up, then the boy remembered that his brother is sleeping down, so he told the girl to say \'tomatoes when its to hard for her and lettuce when she wants to change position, and this is hat happened. \'tomatoes\' \'lettuce\' \'tomatoes\' \'lettuce\' This went on for sometime , then all of a sudden the boy\'s brother who was sleeping down there shoutered \'\'will you guys stop making sandwitches up there, you are getting mayonaise all over my face.
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| Posted by Hott Momma! on 12-Aug-2005 | SANDWITCHA guy in his final year at the secondary school, one day decided to bring his girlfriend home. But the unfortunate thing is that he shares a room with his younger brother who is just 9 yrs old. This guy brought the girl home one night, and luckly for him his brother as sleeping on the down bed, so they had to climb up to the top bed. And guess what? Things started to heat up, then the boy remembered that his brother is sleeping down, so he told the girl to say \'tomatoes when its to hard for her and lettuce when she wants to change position, and this is hat happened. \'tomatoes\' \'lettuce\' \'tomatoes\' \'lettuce\' This went on for sometime , then all of a sudden the boy\'s brother who was sleeping down there shoutered \'\'will you guys stop making sandwitches up there, you are getting mayonaise all over my face.
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