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():dirty jokes (1575): You are having lunch with your new boss, talking...


Posted by Josh Fife on 07-Aug-2005

You are having lunch with your new boss, talking...

You are having lunch with your new boss, talking about the decision paper you wrote. During the conservation, a blonde walks into the dining area and she is so stunning you draw your boss's attention to her. Having his complete attention, you give a vivid description of what you would do if you had her alone in a motel room. She walks over to the table and introduces herself as your boss's daughter.

Your next move is:

  1. Ask for her hand in marriage.
  2. Pretend you've forgotten how to speak English.
  3. Repeat the conservation to the daughter and hope for the best.

   

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():dirty jokes (1575): What do you call '69' in China?...


Posted by DancingGal on 07-Aug-2005

What do you call '69' in China?...

What do you call '69' in China?
Two-can-chew.

   

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():dirty jokes (1575): Marines and blonde


Posted by mooseman on 09-Aug-2005

Marines and blonde

Three marines were stranded on a desert island with a lovely young blonde.

After about 6 months the blonde, being so ashamed of what she had been doing, killed herself... About a year later, the marines, being a little ashamed of what they had been doing, buried her!!!
   

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():dirty jokes (1575): A slightly retarded farmer has a farm up the...


Posted by Minty Fresh on 07-Aug-2005

A slightly retarded farmer has a farm up the...

A slightly retarded farmer has a farm up the coast of California.

Unfortunately, there are no women around. He gets rather desperate, and decides to try out an old mule.

He puts a stepladder behind the mule, lowers his pants, but then the mule walks forward. The farmer gets down off the ladder, moves it forward, and tries again, with the same outcome. This process goes on for about 5 more iterations, until he finally gets the idea to lead the mule up to the ocean, so the mule can't walk away. When he gets on the ladder again, he hears a cry for help out to sea, and sees a drowning woman flailing her arms.

He jumps off the ladder, swims out to rescue her, and drags her back in. The woman is totally nude, beautiful, and stacked as well.

After he revives her and nurses her back to health, she gazes into his eyes with her limpid blue eyes, and says "Oh sir! I'm so thankful to you for saving my life! I'll do anything to repay you! Anything!!"

So he says to her: "Could you hold that mule for me?"

   

3 people have rated this joke:
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():dirty jokes (1575): From Our Cook Book............


Posted by Martin Riggs on 13-Aug-2005
From Our Cook Book............
How to prepare toilet paper.............Just brown it and throw it in the pot!!
   

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():dirty jokes (1575): Pauline came home after a visit to the doctor...


Posted by Curtis Hogan on 07-Aug-2005
Pauline came home after a visit to the doctor...
Pauline came home after a visit to the doctor and told her parents, "The rash between my legs is nothing to worry about - it's only whisker burns."
   

2 people have rated this joke:
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