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| Posted by supachick on 09-Aug-2005 | You've had itAn old man made it shakily through the door to Joe Conforte's Mustang Ranch, outside Reno, Nevada. The receptionist stared at him.
"You gotta be in the wrong place," she exclaimed. "What are you looking for?"
"Ain't this where you always got forty five girls ready 'n' able?"
The receptionist looked perplexed. "Ready for what?"
"I want a girl," the old man rasped. "I wanna get laid."
"How old are you, Pop?" she asked.
"92" he replied.
"92? Pop, you've had it."
"Oh." said the old man, a little disconcerted as his trembling fingers reached for his wallet. "How much do I owe you?"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by calamjo
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| Posted by Ward Duncan on 09-Aug-2005 | Safe hitch hikingA father was very angry when he heard that his twenty year old daughter had hitch hiked all alone, all the way from San Francisco to Washington.
"For gods sake!" he screamed, "Someone could have attacked you and raped you!"
"I wasn't ever in no danger at all", she said, trying to calm him down.
"As soon as someone gave me a ride, I said I was going to Washington, because thats where they have the best treatment for sexually transmitted diseases."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by calamjo
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| Posted by Dan Linsky on 09-Aug-2005 | Dead FrogA child walks into a whore house with a dead frog on a string trailing behind him. He makes his way up to the counter and says to the person behind such named counter to give him the most diseased woman you have.
She looks down at him for a few moments and replies "I'm sorry but I don't think I can help you....If you would like, we have this young petite thing that could be just what your looking for."
The child puts a 50 dollar bill on the table and repeats "I want the most diseased woman you have."
She looks down at the bill and hesitates but she says to him "I can't, but we have this nice grandmotherly type for you to cuddle and snuggle up to."
The child looking irritated slams down another 50 dollar bill insisting that she give him the most diseased woman they have. A few moments go by and finally the lady agrees and tells him to go to room 114 and wait a few moments.
As he goes up the stairs the dead frog on a string follows right behind him, hitting every step on the way.
Half an hour go by and the child comes down the stairs with the dead frog trailing behind. As he is just about to step out the door and back outside the woman behind the counter stops him.
"Excuse me, but I have on question before you go...what is the dead frog for?
Turning around the child has a look of pure sencerity as he begins to explain.
"I wanted the disease so I could give it to my sister, who would give it to my dad, who would give it to my mom, who would give it to the mail man...And that's the Son of a Bitch who ran over my pet frog."
Submitted by Spyked4105
Edited by Curtis and Tantilazing
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| Posted by Leanne Babydoll on 09-Aug-2005 | GiveIf the blood bank says "Give Blood", then what does the sperm bank say?
"Give Head"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci
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| Posted by Galia K. Madjarova on 09-Aug-2005 | Mafia troubleWhat does talking to the mafia and eating pussy have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit!
Submitted by Curtis
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| Posted by Randy on 09-Aug-2005 | Mistress, prostitue.What is the difference between a mistress, a prostitute, and a wife?
The mistress says, "Are you through yet?"
The prostitute says, "Are you through already?"
The wife says, "Beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
Submitted by fairytales64
Edited by Curtis and calamjo
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