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| Posted by seven420 on 13-Aug-2005 | Yum.... cupcakes!One day 7 year old David and his parents decided to go to the park with Grandma Jane. They were having a great time running and playing together. Then David saw a couple making out very very passionatly, so David asked "Mom, Dad, what are they doing?" While David asked the question Mom and Dad were getting alittle frisky themselves and said "Oh hunny they are getting ready to make cupcakes."
"Oh okay." said David After he asked the question he ran off and played. "Grandma Jane? Could you watch David for us? We wanna.... go make cupcakes." said Mom giggling.
"Sure, said Grandma Jane, "have fun"
"Oh we will." said Dad as they walked to the car. Grandma Jane sat down and fell asleep right away.(Shes known for that) David saw his mommy and daddy leaving and ran to the car with no one noticing him.
About 2 hours after Mom and Dad made their "cupcakes" they heard a noise in the living room, they went in the room to see what it was and it was David. "David? What are you doing here?!" said Mom
"Nothin... just watching you guys making cupcakes." said David
"(gasp) You did?" asked Dad
"Yeah and I licked the frosting off the couch." said David with a big smile.
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| Posted by daniel bud on 13-Aug-2005 | What do lesbians do on their period?...What do lesbians do on their period?
-- finger paint!
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| Posted by glenno on 13-Aug-2005 | ScrewingHow many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Answer: Three
A polish guy, a irish guy, and a salesman.
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| Posted by missee d. on 13-Aug-2005 | The Son who could do itThere were three fathers at a collage ceremony. The third father went to the bathroom. So one father said,"What should we talk about?" The other father said how about our sons. So they started talking. The first father said last night my son sold a million dollar house. Then the second father said last night my son sold a million dollar ferari. Then the third father came back. He asked what the other two fathers were talking about? They said their sons. The third father said last night my son got a million dollar house and million dollar ferari.
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| Posted by striker on 13-Aug-2005 | Golfing chit chatThere were three guys that were golfing. Right away one of them ran to the bathroom. So, the other two started talking about how proud they are of their sons. The first guy said I am so proud of my son that last night he sold a million-dollar house. Well said the other guy, last night my son sold a million-dollar ferari.Then the other guy came back and asked what they were talking about. They sais their sons. So he said my son is a male-stripper and last night he bought a million dollar house and a million dollar ferari.
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| Posted by Megan S. Renner on 13-Aug-2005 | Blonds and bunjie cords
what does a blond and a bunjie cord ahve in common......there both fast, cheap, and if the rubber breaks your dead
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