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| Posted by Laurus S. Sutton on 09-Aug-2005 | YUPPIE, DINK, WIFE..Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their professions.
The one guy says, "I'm a YUPPIE...ya know...Young, Urban, Professional.
The second guys says "I'm a DINK...ya know, Double Income No Kids."
They asked the woman, "What are you?"
She replied..."I'm a WIFE...ya know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc
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| Posted by Hench on 09-Aug-2005 | Birth control pillWhat's a birth control pill?
The other thing a woman can put in her mouth to keep from getting pregnant!
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| Posted by Star Shooter on 09-Aug-2005 | Teeth down thereA little boy is waiting for his mom to come out of the changing room while shopping with her.
The little boy gets bored and when his mom comes out, she finds him sliding his hand up a dummy's skirt.
"GET YOUR HAND OUT OF THERE!" she shouts. "DON'T YOU KNOW THAT WOMEN HAVE TEETH DOWN THERE!"
The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky stars that nothing serious happened.
So, for the rest of his life, this poor little boy grows up thinking that all women have teeth down below.
By the time he reaches 16, he finds himself a girl. One night, while her parents were out of town, she invites him over for a little action.
After a few hours of making out and grinding on the sofa, she asks him to go a bit further.
"What do you mean?" he asks.
"Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" while pointing to her privates.
"HELL NO!" he cries. "You've got teeth down there."
"What?? No I don't," she responds.
"Yes you do," he says. "My mom told me that you do."
"No I don't," she insists. "Here, look for yourself." With that, she pulls down her pants and gives him a little peek.
"No I'm sorry" he says. "My mom already told me that all women have teeth down there."
"Oh for crying out loud!" she screams. With that, she whips off her panties, throws her legs behind her head, and says, "Look, I don't have any teeth down there."
He replies, "Well, with the condition of those gums I'm not surprised."
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| Posted by Miss Who on 09-Aug-2005 | Once a monthA worried father confronted his daughter one night.
"I don't like that new boyfriend, he's rough and common and bloody stupid with it."
"Oh no, Daddy," the daughter replied, "Fred's ever so clever, we've only been going out nine weeks and he's cured me of that illness I used to get once a month."
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| Posted by Brittani on 09-Aug-2005 | Taste for powerQ. What is the name of Monica Lewinsky's new book?
A. 'My Taste For Power'
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| Posted by Pimp Daddy on 09-Aug-2005 | Group sexSupreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia said that sex orgies relieve tension and should be encouraged.
Apparently, Justice Scalia got into group sex in 2000, after he and a group of four other justices got together and f*#Ked Al Gore.
-Bill Maher
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